Friday 11 January 2019

The end of the world as we know it: A short story


12 May 2019, 3:00pm
The world sits still and unites in prayer. Surely, this can’t happen? Not now, not today? We thought it was over, we thought we’d never have to live through something like this again.

Decades had passed, decades during which hope blossomed, virtue prevailed, and all was right with the world. We can only imagine the pain our parents suffered, but as a new generation grew older the terrible memories faded into the past. There was a new world order now, we had been at peace for so long, so how had it come to this?

To remind us of the horrors of yesteryear we had only photographs and grainy black and white footage. It all seemed so far away, a bygone era where battles were played out on cold, muddy fields by men sporting thick, heavy uniforms, the scars of which had taken so long to heal but now felt so distant.

Back in the day, news travelled slowly, but this is a new era, of course. Technology has changed everything. Families gather together on the sofa in front of their high-definition television sets, students desperately search for a decent online stream from their university halls, whilst some of the older generation are sat in their kitchens listening to their radios, all following this afternoon’s events with grim fascination as they unfold.

As hostilities commence, it all seems eerily familiar. The weathered face of the German general contorts into a snarl as he barks orders at his men; he’s seen it all before, but never with so much at stake. Young men, some of them barely out of their adolescence, hurl themselves into the heart of the action with not a second’s hesitation. They have their orders, they know their destiny is in their hands, and to give anything less than their all would be the ultimate betrayal to those for whom today means so much.


12 May 2019, 4.47pm
Deadlock. Over an hour and a half of intense combat and neither side has yielded an inch. Bodies are bruised, legs and minds are heavy, and some men have already fallen by the wayside. Yet still they fight, still they continue. It’s not over until it’s over.

And suddenly, amongst the chaos, amongst the mass of bodies, one brave English soldier stands alone, seemingly forgotten by those around him. This soldier is one of a dying breed, his clean-cut features and finely-coiffed side parting a throwback to simpler times. He’s the kind of person every man wants on his side, ready to do the dirty work and loyal to the end.

This is it. This is his moment. He pulls the trigger and time stands still. Silence. Silence.

Fifty thousand blood-curdling screams as he hits his mark.


12 May 2019, 4.48pm
The whistle blows. Liverpool have just won the league at Anfield. And Jordan Henderson of all people has scored a last-minute winner.

Fuck’s sake.



THE END